Teachers' remarks that changed the history of physics

Archimedes, you are late again. Don't tell me that you were locked again in the bathroom.

Copernicus, when will you understand that you are not the center of the world?

Galileo, if you will drop stones from the top of the tower one more time, you will be dismissed forever.

Kepler, till when will you stare at the sky?

Newton, will you please stop idling away under the apple tree?

Ohm, must you resist Ampere's opinions on current events?

Nikola Tesla, I see that everyone is attracted to your magnetic personality.

Einstein, a crocodile is greener or is it wider?

Schrödinger, stop abusing cats!

Heisenberg, when will you be sure of yourself?

It all happened so fast

A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened.

The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied “I don't know, it all happened so fast.”


==> Speed is important <==

Talking Clock

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment
to a couple of his friends late one night, and led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.

"What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.

"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.

"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.

"Yeah," replied the drunk.

"How's it work?" the other friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch this," the drunk replied.

He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an
ear-shattering pound, and stepped back.

The three stood looking at one another for a moment.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall
screamed, "You asshole... it's 3:15 in the morning!!!"


Moral of the story: Sound can travel through solids